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Hello, I'm alex trebek, host

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Of america's favorite game

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Show.

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>> wheel of fortune.

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[ laughter ]

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>> that's right.

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Jeopardy.

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I want to welcome all of you

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To the greatest night of

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Television you will ever

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Witness.

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First off, and performing

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Live four women who have at

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The very peak of their

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Craft.

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One of them is drunk.

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[ laughter ]

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Now, when we last saw our

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Ladies, we had left them in

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A number of cliff hangers

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But don't worry.

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We are going to resolve all

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Of that for you right here

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But on next week's episode.

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[ laughter ]

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So be sure to tune in next

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Week for that.

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But, for tonight, without

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Any further ado.

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Live from studio city, this

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Is "Hot in cleveland."

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[cheers and applause]

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>> I can't believe this.

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Emmet and I finally get

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Married and now he has

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Escaped from prison wearing

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My clothes.

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>> victoria's husband is a

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World class actor.

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[ laughter ]

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And as such, a master of

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Disguise.

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[ laughter ]

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>> we got this, trebek.

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[ laughter ]

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>> even though you didn't

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Help him escape, you are an

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Accessory.

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Maybe you should turn

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Yourself in to the police.

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Or maybe I should wait to

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Hear from emmet.

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I just need time to think.

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If only there were a hideout

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I could go to where the

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Police couldn't find me.

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If only someone among us had

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A criminal past.

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>> it was once married to

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The mob.

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And is right here and old

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Enough to remember where she

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Was when caesar was

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Assassinated.

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[ laughter ]

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>> okay.

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But you have got to put a

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Bag over your head.

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>> we don't know where we

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Are going.

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>> yeah, that's what I said.

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♪

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♪

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>> ladies, I got the cabin

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Ready, but I have some bad

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News.

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The store didn't have

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Fat-free half and half so I

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Had to get full fat.

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[gasp]

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>> do you know how many

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Calories are in that?

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>> as long as there is

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Vodka, I'm good.

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>> I really cannot deal with

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One more bad thing happening

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Today.

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>> then you might want to

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Close your eyes.

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There are some other

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Criminals that are needing a

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Hideout.

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May I present mr. And

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Mrs. Robinson, ruthless

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Thieves who just pulled over

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A jewelry heist.

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>> genius here thought this

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Would be a good place to

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Hide out.

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>> he doesn't seem like a

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Genius but she keeps calling

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Him that.

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[ laughter ]

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>> victoria chase, I believe

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We know each other.

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>> oh, do we?

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>> yes.

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We had a blind date a couple

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Of years ago.

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[cheers and applause]

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>> I'm chester.

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>> chester, of course.

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>> of course, I feel like

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Such a boob.

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>> I bet you wish you could

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Fill up a top like that.

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>> all right, ladies,

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Everybody sit down.

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You too.

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Lily grab their phones.

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>> get comfortable.

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We're going to be here a

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Little while.

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>> genius here dropped his

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Mask during a heist so now

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We have got to change his

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Face.

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A plastic surgeon is on his

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Way.

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>> a plastic surgeon you

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Say?

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>> no rule that says you

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Can't combine kidnapping

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With a little touchup.

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>> botox.

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>> I'm the only one getting

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Plastic surgery and no one

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Is going anywhere until I'm

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Done and it's all healed up.

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>> that could take weeks.

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>> settling and still go to

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Lunch with your best

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Friends.

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>> or shoot you right now.

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Make yourself useful and fix

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Me something to eat.

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>> oh, you are going to wish

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You had shot him.

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[ laughter ]

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>> excuse me, maime sue

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First time hostage, long

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Time fearer of being a

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Hostage.

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I was just wondering if we

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Could be out by tomorrow

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Because it's our senior

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Center book club meeting.

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We're reading 50 shades of

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Grey; again.

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>> you're not going anywhere

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And don't try anything

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Clever.

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>> oh, don't worry, she

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Never does anything clever.

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>> thank you, elka.

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>> oh my god!

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What are we going to do?

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We are too young to die!

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Okay, we look too young to

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Die.

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>> I I have a plan.

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When the plastic surgeon

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Puts chester under, we will

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Overpower lily call the

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Police.

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>> oh, that must be the

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Plastic surgeon now.

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>> we will go and you put

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Some food together for

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Lunch.

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>> I did once play a chef in

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The lifetime original movie.

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"I'll have what she's

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Having."

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[gasp]

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>> oh my god, it's bob.

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[ applause ]

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>> who are you?

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You are my 100th customer,

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Congratulations.

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[ applause ]

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>> wait a second.

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I'm the one who needs

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Plastic surgery.

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>> yes, I see.

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>> hey, my face is up here.

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>> oh?

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>> as a surgeon, I'm sure

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You need to scrub up before

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You do anything else.

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>> and I'm sure from what

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You just said you must be a

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Nurse and I will need you to

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Assist me.

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All right.

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What the hell is going on

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Around here?

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>> bob, give me your phone,

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I need to call the police

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And tell them we are being

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Held hostage by the thieves.

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>> I left my phone in the

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Car.

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>> what are you doing here?

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>> I got joy's sexy text.

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>> my text says I needed a

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Few days off.

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>> my text said you wanted

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Me to get you off for a few

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Days.

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[ laughter ]

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>> stupid auto correct.

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>> well, maybe auto correct

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Knows us better than we know

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Ourselves, joy.

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>> but how did you know we

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Were here?

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>> lucky guess.

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Or maybe I put a g.P.S. On

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Joy's car.

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I'm going to go with lucky

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Guess.

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>> well, get back out there

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And find an excuse to go to

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Your car call the police.

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>> I need to go to my car

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And get some equipment,

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Knives and other surgical

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Cutlery.

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[ laughter ]

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>> greetings.

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[cheers and applause]

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I'm dr. Jen ho cane.

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>> no, I'm dr. Geho kang

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Much.

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>> perhaps we will never

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Know who it.

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>> it's so obvious that it's

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Me.

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[ laughter ]

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>> well, that's just racist.

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[ laughter ]

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>> lunch is served.

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[gasp]

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Oh my god, I know how are.

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>> yes, I'm victoria chase.

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Star of stage screen.

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>> you are mrs. Ladypants.

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[ laughter ]

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>> dear god.

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>> oh my god!

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I can't breathe!

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I can't breathe!

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>> wait a second, what is

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Mrs. Ladypants?

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>> it's a commercial that

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Victoria did in asia.

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It's about a product -- how

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Can I put this delicately?

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>> she models diapers.

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>> it's an absorbent pant.

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>> I wear mrs. Ladypants for

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Him when I do long

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Surgeries.

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>> you perform surgery in

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Diapers?

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>> it's an be a absorbent pant.

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>> get him aloan and steal

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His phone.

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>> dr. Kang.

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[gasp]

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>> oh my god, she knows my

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Name.

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Be cool.

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Be cool.

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Yes.

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>> how about I help you get

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The surgery room ready and

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Share some hot gossip from

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The mrs. Ladypants set.

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>> how about I die.

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[ laughter ]

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I love you so much.

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>> okay.

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00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:17,867
Come on.

298
00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:18,799
[knocking at the door]

299
00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:20,007
>> who the hell is that?

300
00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:21,802
>> it's 3:00 on wednesdays.

301
00:09:21,802 --> 00:09:24,011
What do we do at 3:00 on

302
00:09:24,011 --> 00:09:24,425
Wednesdays?

303
00:09:24,425 --> 00:09:26,117
>> you had the counselor

304
00:09:26,117 --> 00:09:27,152
Come to our hideout?

305
00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,395
>> you promised every week

306
00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:29,534
And we still have issues to

307
00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:29,879
Work on.

308
00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:31,950
>> but we are doing things

309
00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:32,330
Together.

310
00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:33,573
We robbed the jewelry store

311
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:37,887
Together.

312
00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:38,198
[sigh]

313
00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:46,344
>> hello chester.

314
00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:47,863
>> hi reverend boyce.

315
00:09:47,863 --> 00:09:50,313
>> wow, a lot of people

316
00:09:50,313 --> 00:09:50,590
Here.

317
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,039
You know, usually like to by

318
00:09:52,039 --> 00:09:53,420
My couples counseling with

319
00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,594
Just the couple.

320
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,561
>> you can go to the tv

321
00:09:56,561 --> 00:09:57,597
Room, elka.

322
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,529
It's 3:00, steve harvey is

323
00:09:59,529 --> 00:09:59,771
On.

324
00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:02,567
>> oh, nobody is funnier

325
00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:05,466
Than steve harvey.

326
00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:06,260
>> really?

327
00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:09,298
No one?

328
00:10:09,298 --> 00:10:09,678
[ laughter ]

329
00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:10,920
>> he is like the original

330
00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:15,787
King of comedy.

331
00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:17,168
>> yeah.

332
00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:18,687
You know, there were other

333
00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:20,620
Kings of comedy.

334
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,278
>> he was the funny one.

335
00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:27,488
>> oh, the way rue

336
00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:29,111
Mcclanahan was the funny one

337
00:10:29,111 --> 00:10:32,390
On "The golden girls."

338
00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:32,632
[.

339
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,494
[ laughter ]

340
00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:34,944
>> I never saw that show.

341
00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:38,638
[ laughter ]

342
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,363
>> this is ridiculous.

343
00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:41,088
Follow my lead.

344
00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:42,296
>> all right.

345
00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:43,781
>> it is so great for

346
00:10:43,781 --> 00:10:46,956
Chester and lily that help.

347
00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:48,509
>> yeah, especially help

348
00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:49,372
From a reverend who is in

349
00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:50,926
The business of saving

350
00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:51,858
People.

351
00:10:51,858 --> 00:10:53,031
>> because sometimes being

352
00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:54,550
Married is like having a gun

353
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:55,862
To your head.

354
00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:58,243
And you just need to get

355
00:10:58,243 --> 00:10:59,589
Away.

356
00:10:59,589 --> 00:11:01,799
Maybe they could find a

357
00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:14,225
Hobby they both like.

358
00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:15,605
>> oh, wow.

359
00:11:15,605 --> 00:11:18,436
I got to be in st. Louis,

360
00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:18,816
When?

361
00:11:18,816 --> 00:11:21,646
Oh, I got to go.

362
00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:23,130
>> what about our marriage?

363
00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:24,684
>> well, like she said, get

364
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,995
A hobby, guys.

365
00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:26,513
>> what about us?

366
00:11:26,513 --> 00:11:29,861
>> well, maybe you can get

367
00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:30,724
Steve harvey to help you.

368
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:34,694
I mean, he is so funny, you

369
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,004
Know.

370
00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:36,765
Survey said: cottage

371
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:37,110
Cheese.

372
00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:40,182
Yeah, that's funny.

373
00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:41,770
[ laughter ]

374
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:47,948
[cheers and applause]

375
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:52,332
>> well, there goes our last

376
00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:52,642
Hope.

377
00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:53,298
>> oh joy.

378
00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:54,230
Sometimes when people are

379
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:55,507
Facing certain death, sex

380
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,750
Helps them to live those

381
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,510
Last moments to the fullest.

382
00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,995
You know, it's the things

383
00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:01,203
And people you don't do that

384
00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:03,757
You regret.

385
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,621
>> what part of you can't

386
00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:07,588
Understand that we are never

387
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,245
Going to sleep together?

388
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:10,937
>> oh, I think you know

389
00:12:10,937 --> 00:12:12,007
Which part.

390
00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:19,255
[ laughter ]

391
00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:21,188
>> we have got to think

392
00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:22,086
Quickly, okay?

393
00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:22,707
Maime sue is distracting

394
00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:23,363
Them but there is only so

395
00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:25,434
Long she can talk about

396
00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:25,848
Scrapbooking.

397
00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:28,057
>> that's where you're

398
00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:28,368
Wrong.

399
00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:29,024
>> I wish there was some way

400
00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:31,612
We could call for help.

401
00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:33,269
>> there is a fireplace.

402
00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:34,926
I learned to make smoke

403
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:36,169
Signals when I was a child.

404
00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:36,859
>> oh.

405
00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:39,068
Did you learn that on your

406
00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,932
Playdate with sitting bull?

407
00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:41,726
[ laughter ]

408
00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:45,178
>> what was your indian

409
00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:45,454
Name?

410
00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:47,697
Sleeps with everyone?

411
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:48,388
[ laughter ]

412
00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:50,459
>> as much as I enjoy a

413
00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:51,874
Spicy catfight, we need to

414
00:12:51,874 --> 00:12:54,463
Get out of here.

415
00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:55,119
All right.

416
00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:56,016
Well, maybe if I would take

417
00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:57,466
Off all my clothes and you

418
00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:58,778
Were to slather my naked

419
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,296
Body with oil I could slip

420
00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:01,573
Through that window.

421
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,643
>> or I could try getting

422
00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:03,092
Out of it.

423
00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:04,369
>> all right, but still

424
00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:05,957
Might help if you slathered

425
00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:07,338
My body with oil.

426
00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:08,546
>> just give me a hand.

427
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:09,892
>> fine.

428
00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:11,618
Here we go.

429
00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:11,929
Careful.

430
00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:13,413
There we go.

431
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,864
>> what's going on in here?

432
00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:17,520
>> joy and I are making

433
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,903
Love.

434
00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:21,421
[ laughter ]

435
00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:24,389
>> and they are timing us.

436
00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:25,770
Come on, you are trying to

437
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,634
Get her out of that window.

438
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:28,877
>> not to escape.

439
00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:31,189
See, she likes to do it

440
00:13:31,189 --> 00:13:32,535
Outdoors and I enjoy doing

441
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,227
It indoors.

442
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:39,370
>> this way we are both

443
00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,717
Satisfied and we are done.

444
00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:42,235
Melanie, did you see

445
00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:45,203
Anything you liked?

446
00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:49,759
[ laughter ]

447
00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:50,036
Well,.

448
00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:52,072
>> you look amazing in my

449
00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:52,452
Ladypants.

450
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:53,556
Now, do the commercial.

451
00:13:53,556 --> 00:13:55,248
>> okay.

452
00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:57,457
It's my wedding day, and I

453
00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:59,769
Turn to the camera and say

454
00:13:59,769 --> 00:14:00,874
"My groom doesn't know it,

455
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,187
But I'm going right now."

456
00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:11,022
Thank you, mrs. Ladypants.

457
00:14:11,022 --> 00:14:12,506
>> okay now do my favorite

458
00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:13,197
Commercial where you are at

459
00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:14,094
The theater and there is a

460
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:16,027
Long line for the ladies

461
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:17,960
Room and you just wink at

462
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,480
The camera.

463
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,863
You just -- wink.

464
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,692
>> look, you know something?

465
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:27,659
I already did as you asked,

466
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,110
I put on your ladypants, I

467
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:30,731
Did the commercial.

468
00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:31,836
Now you said I could use

469
00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:32,250
Your phone.

470
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,390
>> please, give me a sneak

471
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,219
Peek at the next one?

472
00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,151
>> I can't.

473
00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:37,014
There is not going to be

474
00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:37,497
Another one.

475
00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:38,498
>> what?

476
00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:39,740
>> well, I'm ending my

477
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:42,019
Contract with the ladypants

478
00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:42,364
People.

479
00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:43,158
>> yeah.

480
00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:48,508
I don't think so.

481
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:51,718
[ laughter ]

482
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:54,686
>> you are doing it wrong.

483
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,792
Blow one, then two.

484
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,828
One, then two.

485
00:14:58,828 --> 00:15:00,796
>> elka, you are being as

486
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,487
Demanding and bossy as

487
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,248
Christian grey.

488
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:08,252
I am not your submission.

489
00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:08,666
[ laughter ]

490
00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:09,494
>> just do it.

491
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:11,703
>> okay.

492
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,050
>> all right.

493
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,914
New plan.

494
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,708
We drive a wedge between

495
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,709
Chester and lily and get one

496
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,090
Of them on our side.

497
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,333
>> hear you.

498
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,266
You want me to use my

499
00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:24,440
Devastating charm to seduce

500
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:24,751
Lily?

501
00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:25,717
>> chester is the one with

502
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,064
The wandering eye.

503
00:15:27,064 --> 00:15:30,170
Someone needs to flirt with

504
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:30,515
Chester.

505
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,103
>> I need a pair of short

506
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,656
Shorts and couple of sips of

507
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:33,933
Rum.

508
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,315
>> I will flirt with

509
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:37,660
Chester.

510
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:38,075
>> awe.

511
00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,214
>> you know lily, we were

512
00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:41,319
Just saying how amazing you

513
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:43,597
Are and how chester doesn't

514
00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:44,495
Really appreciate that.

515
00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:46,324
>> let me look at him right

516
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:47,187
Now, shamelessly flirting

517
00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:49,224
With melanie.

518
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:49,638
[ laughter ]

519
00:15:49,638 --> 00:15:53,124
>> you are so funny.

520
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:58,612
[ laughter ]

521
00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:00,752
>> I order you to untie me.

522
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,237
>> not until you swear you

523
00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:03,238
Will find a new contract

524
00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:04,791
With the ladypants people.

525
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,137
>> oh my god.

526
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,587
This is just like that movie

527
00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,761
With cathy bates.

528
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,177
Based on the steven king

529
00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:12,972
Novel of the same name.

530
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,043
>> friday green tomatoes?

531
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:15,836
Oh, sorry.

532
00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:18,149
That's wrong.

533
00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:20,634
The response we wanted was

534
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:23,465
"What is misery?"

535
00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,260
Everybody knows friday green

536
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:27,607
Tomatoes is from the novel

537
00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:28,504
Fanny flag.

538
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:30,575
>> stop breaking the fourth

539
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:31,128
Wall, trebek.

540
00:16:31,128 --> 00:16:31,956
>> easy.

541
00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:33,544
>> he is such a know it all.

542
00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:34,994
>> tell me about it.

543
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,996
>> although, that misery

544
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,412
Movie had some good ideas.

545
00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:43,105
I bet there is a mallett in

546
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:44,624
The kitchen and I am going

547
00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:47,351
To leave this gun

548
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:48,386
Tantalizing out of your

549
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:48,697
Reach.

550
00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:51,769
Oh my god I feel like a bond

551
00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:53,564
Villain.

552
00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:55,117
[maniacal laugh]

553
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:59,639
>> wait, if is he a bond

554
00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:01,779
Alan that would make me

555
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:02,055
Bond.

556
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,091
What would daniel craig do

557
00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:05,679
If he were tied up in

558
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:06,025
Ladypants?

559
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:19,107
With a pitcher of water

560
00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:21,040
>> it's like he doesn't even

561
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:21,557
See me.

562
00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:22,282
Sometimes I just feel like

563
00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:24,077
His employee and not his

564
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:24,388
Wife.

565
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:25,630
>> well, mixing business and

566
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:28,633
Pleasure rarely ends well.

567
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,773
I have a co-worker who is

568
00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:33,569
Attracted to me like a

569
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:36,296
Desperate moth to an

570
00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:39,161
Enchanting gingered-haired

571
00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:39,472
Flame.

572
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:40,507
>> is it a guy?

573
00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:40,921
[ laughter ]

574
00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:42,061
>> no.

575
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,754
Joy is not a guy.

576
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,721
>> I am just saying should

577
00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:49,102
The police come and take

578
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,655
Chester away, you could

579
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:51,794
Definitely find someone

580
00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:52,105
Better.

581
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:56,109
Like on eharmony.Com they

582
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,939
Have a patented system that

583
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:00,596
Ensures compatibility.

584
00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:01,010
[ laughter ]

585
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,150
>> you are right.

586
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:05,153
I deserve better.

587
00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:05,843
Chester, it's over.

588
00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:08,984
>> oh, come on, baby babe.

589
00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:10,365
Will you stop it, please?

590
00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:11,814
She means nothing to me.

591
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:13,368
>> prove it.

592
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:15,232
>> what do you want me to

593
00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:15,508
Do?

594
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:16,095
Kill her?

595
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,028
>> it would be a nice

596
00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:19,339
Gesture.

597
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:20,029
I mean, you would do that

598
00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:20,616
For me?

599
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:23,102
>> sweety, if it will help

600
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,450
Us get past this, I will

601
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,969
Shoot that woman right now.

602
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:29,315
[whistle]

603
00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:29,798
>> what's that?

604
00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:31,972
It's the cops and you are if

605
00:18:31,972 --> 00:18:32,352
Big trouble.

606
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:34,009
>> you all thought I was

607
00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:37,254
Just tending the fire while

608
00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:39,842
Elka picked my technique but

609
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:42,811
I was making smoke signals

610
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:44,778
While elka picked my

611
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:45,124
Technique.

612
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,748
That must be the swat team.

613
00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:50,853
>> I saw your smoke signals.

614
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:53,339
Are you in distress?

615
00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:54,650
[ laughter ]

616
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:57,412
>> you are not the swat

617
00:18:57,412 --> 00:18:57,722
Team.

618
00:18:57,722 --> 00:18:58,758
You're a little boy.

619
00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:00,863
>> that's right, ma'am.

620
00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:05,903
[ laughter ]

621
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,284
>> oh, no.

622
00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:08,768
Who is going to save us now?

623
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:11,874
>> drop your guns!

624
00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:15,775
[ laughter ]

625
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:17,639
>> name is pants.

626
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:18,605
Ladypants.

627
00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:20,124
>> how did you escape?

628
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:21,781
>> I doused myself with

629
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,507
Water and used the expanding

630
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,267
Powers of mrs. Ladypants to

631
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,682
Break my ropes.

632
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:29,064
>> shut up!

633
00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:31,722
You're an evil genius.

634
00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:35,104
>> he's the bad guy.

635
00:19:35,104 --> 00:19:36,899
[ laughter ]

636
00:19:36,899 --> 00:19:38,142
>> no she's not.

637
00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:39,971
I'm the bad guy.

638
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,732
>> well, I guess that makes

639
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:43,630
Me the good guy.

640
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:46,115
Drop your weapon.

641
00:19:46,115 --> 00:19:49,257
You too, lady.

642
00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:52,467
[ applause ]

643
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:55,504
>> oh my god, alex trebek?

644
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:56,609
>> that's right.

645
00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,404
But on weekends, I'm park

646
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,026
Ranger.

647
00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:01,269
Alex trebek.

648
00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:02,615
I'm here to save you.

649
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:05,204
I read your smoke signals,

650
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,345
Telling me that there were

651
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,864
Women here in jeopardy.

652
00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:17,146
[ laughter ]

653
00:20:17,146 --> 00:20:18,734
The police will be here

654
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:19,045
Soon.

655
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:21,289
>> we'll be home in time to

656
00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:22,117
Watch "Family feud."

657
00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:22,980
[ laughter ]

658
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,707
>> steve harvey is the best

659
00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:26,673
Game show host.

660
00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:28,192
>> really?

661
00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:29,366
[ laughter ]

662
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:31,471
Isn't that a little bit like

663
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:32,817
Saying cloris leachman was

664
00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:36,649
The best actress on the mary

665
00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:37,788
Tyler moore show?

666
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,997
>> we never saw that show.

667
00:20:39,997 --> 00:20:41,101
[ laughter ]

668
00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:42,827
>> well, america won't get a

669
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:45,244
Chance to see the show, man,

670
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,866
If we don't wrap things up

671
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:47,176
Here.

672
00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:51,176
So why don't we all just